Woody
Allen Quotes - Funny Sayings - Funniest Quotations
American film-maker, comic actor and writer Woody Allen was
born Allen Stewart Konigsberg in Brooklyn, New York, in 1935.
He began his career writing for television comedians and performing
as a stand-up comic in nightclubs, before turning to film-making.
His early comedies depicted neurotic urban characters preoccupied
with sex and death and self-analysis. They include Sleeper
(1973) and Annie Hall (1977, Academy Award for Best Picture).
Allen continued to explore the same themes and a sophisticated
New Yorker's other preoccupations in his later comedy and
drama work. One of America's leading film-makers, among his
other movies are - Play It Again, Sam (1972), Everything You
Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask (1972),
Love and Death (1975), Manhattan (1979), Broadway Danny Rose
(1984), Hannah and Her Sisters (1986, Academy Award for Best
Screenplay), Crimes and Misdemeanours (1989), Husbands and
Wives (1992) and Mighty Aphrodite (1995).
Allen has written many humorous prose pieces, many of them
appearing in The New Yorker magazine, as well as plays.
In 1993 he was at the centre of a storm of publicity after
he left longtime lover, Mia Farrow, for Farrow's adopted daughter
Soon-Yi Previn (whom he later married). In a bitter custody
battle he sued Farrow for custody of their children and lost.
Allen is a talented jazz clarinet player.
|
OUR TOP 10 WOODY ALLEN QUOTES
|
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
- Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer
sex raises some pretty good questions.
- Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
- Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you
can get between the right man and the right woman.
- Woody Allen
That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
- Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman
was when I visited the Statue of Liberty..
- Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large
deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
- Woody Allen
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
- Woody Allen
My brain? It's my second favorite organ.
- Woody Allen
|